You know you're a biker if/when...

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LuMpY

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You know you're a biker if/when... post #1
It sounded like a good idea. We'll see. If you must bash someone do it tastefully. I guess I'll start.

You know you're a biker if you have some chain links on your keyring.

...if you have multiple scars on your shins/calves.


Come on guys, lets hear 'em.
 
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infantry43RIDER

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You know you're a biker if/when... post #2
when you like sticking your penis in the pegs...






woops.
 
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EPMD

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You know you're a biker if/when... post #3
LuMpY said:
...if you have multiple scars on your shins/calves.
speaking of that... when i was practising crank flips this morning got a bad pedal in the knee cap.. and i couldnt want the whole day
 
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infantry43RIDER

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You know you're a biker if/when... post #4
yea.
crankflips..that damn trick gave me 5426242119719057094271 scars.
 
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RuLe

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You know you're a biker if/when... post #5
When you can do tricks like (360 bunny hop) as easy as u can without shoes then with them
 
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sentaafEQpovar

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You know you're a biker if/when... post #6
all your right pant legs have sprocket teeth marks in em


infantry43RIDER said:
when you like sticking your penis in the pegs....
like 4 years ago this one guy at my school he dug a hole in a jump with the round end of a shovel got a hard on then did it with the jump...
then at like school like 2 weeks later, he was in art class, and i had made a plate that said "i heart dirt" and then he was like"yeah, you prolly have sex with it"
 
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infantry43RIDER

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haha.
 
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LuMpY

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sentaafEQpovar said:
all your right pant legs have sprocket teeth marks in em
Wow. I'm surprised I forgot that. Oh, well.
 
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RuLe

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You know you're a biker if/when... post #9
when people you dont no on bikes ask you to do a trick and u bust a pro hop manuall up a curb to a 180 off the same curb then rollout 180 and as your spinning the last 180 spin it more and then (without touching the tire on the ground) 180 and then rollout 180


Pro hop --> manuall --> 180 off curb --> rollout 180 --> 180 rollout 180
 
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federal_rider12

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You know you're a biker if/when... post #10
when u flip over ur bars have a concussion and get up 2 mins later and keep ridin
 
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sentaafEQpovar

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You know you're a biker if/when... post #11
when a turndown is cooler than a backflip
 
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ashton

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FOL

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You know you're a biker if/when... post #13
If there is a 5 minutes of raining break on a rainy day and you get on your bike.

If you go biking rather than seeing your girlfriend

if you are sleepwalking to your bmx in the middle of the night.

if you start a political party called "we the people"

ehm :hmm:
 
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Trimix

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infantry43RIDER said:
when you like sticking your penis in the pegs...






woops.
14mm or 3/8"?
 
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Erin

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FOL said:
If there is a 5 minutes of raining break on a rainy day and you get on your bike.

If you go biking rather than seeing your girlfriend

if you are sleepwalking to your bmx in the middle of the night.

if you start a political party called "we the people"

ehm :hmm:
haha.. good ones.

Is AZ the only state with those We the People books? I know I'm not going to be thinking about Government when I take that class
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If you ride your bike to and from school just so you can cruize a little on the longer breaks and at lunch.

If you use your old art board to cover your dirt jump (because the dirt is too soft to go off w/out something covering it) even though everyone else thinks your should hang it on your wall or something

if you go to dumping sites (not the dump but places where people illegally dump big stuff) or through garbage cans at construction sites just to find wood and other stuff for your dirt jumps.

if you spend more on your bike then you do your (mom, dad, girlfriend, boyfriend? <insert title here>)

If you know those pegs are ment for more than giving your friends rides
 
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S&M_Rider

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sentaafEQpovar said:
when a turndown is cooler than a backflip
Rockin


They day u realize wal-mart bikes are not bmx bikes lol.
 
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Devourment 138

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You know you're a biker if/when... post #17
when you blew all YOUR money on your bike.
when your bike is worth more than your car.
 
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Erin

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Devourment 138 said:
when you blew all YOUR money on your bike.
when your bike is worth more than your car.
haha.. when I get my custom bike it's gonna be worth more than my car..
 
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infantry43RIDER

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haha so true.
 
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federal_rider12

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Devourment 138 said:
when you blew all YOUR money on your bike.
when your bike is worth more than your car.
car-$300(repairs $1,500) $1,800
bike-$800(first bike)$1,500(new bike when all parts are recieved)
living off your parents income-priceless(for yourself :lol: )

<<<<<needs a job
 

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