View Full Version : worst type of minor injury
clionb
01-27-2006, 01:42 AM
i think if u fall on ur tailbone( like i did today) that sucks, but fracturing ur ankle like i did ac ouple months ago sucks hard, but really minor injuries i hate are like pedal cuts and tire burns
MaNNeR
01-27-2006, 02:11 AM
i cracked my tailbone man, that shit ****ing SUCKS. you cant ride, not because it hurts, it just wont let u lol. i had to quit for 1.5 months, it sucked. hurting yout tailbone is the worth minor injury. that bone has no muscles around it, so even if u fall slightly you might f it up :(
my name is joe
01-27-2006, 02:42 AM
you can get paralized from breaking your tailbone.. i fell on mine. i continued to ride.. i had some pain patchs on it and rubbed some chinese herb crap on it and it was better in 2 weeks. now i ahve to worry about my thigh and my finger that got stuck between my chain and my chainwheel
jake2o04
01-27-2006, 02:54 AM
dragging your foot on the ground while going down a hill and having it kick back under your peg
after faceplanting into the ground while going 20 mph with your foot twisted and tangled in your bike you feel really good...
MaNNeR
01-27-2006, 03:41 AM
worst type of MINOR injury <====
NOT death lol
my name is joe
01-27-2006, 03:42 AM
how about passing out inside a bowl but going 10MPH + airing out, unconsious 3 foot up int he air and crashing down inside the bowl which is 9 feet from the air and knocking out your tooth and waking up on the floor where the ambulance guys are trying to kill you with a long red plastic board with straps
woody1189
01-27-2006, 04:43 AM
ive got two:
doing a hitch hiker but having the bars fly up and bash your shins really hard leaving cuts and bruises for weeks.
having a pedal go behind your leg when doing a half hiker, your calf hits it, and you fall backwards onto your ass and have the bike hit you on the ground, flip over, and the tire hits you in the face.
well the second was more funny than painful but it happened. i laughed for about 5 minutes.
my name is joe
01-27-2006, 04:49 AM
i'v got tons more.
my friend couldnt get his wheel off so he and my other friend decide to go to the bike shop ( where we can do it for free ) as hes riding there hepics up his wheel to hop a curb his (front ) wheel falls off he flips over and his rear peg hitshim in the head
H4RDLander
01-27-2006, 07:15 AM
dragging your foot on the ground while going down a hill and having it kick back under your peg
after faceplanting into the ground while going 20 mph with your foot twisted and tangled in your bike you feel really good...
u rmind me, with my friend got accdent similar to u, but he just hav minor bruses and cuts... :lol:
he just try to do jackass in the hill w/ no brakes..... he's really cool... :lol:
Scorchy
01-27-2006, 05:35 PM
dragging your foot on the ground while going down a hill and having it kick back under your peg
happened to many, it sucks :x
i hate burns to bottom of legs from hitchhiker, nuts cracked on funky chickens, pedal smashers from squeekers.
babelfish42
01-27-2006, 08:14 PM
cut testicles.
worst type of minor injury has got to be either getting a solid hit in the nuts or papercuts or getting hit in the head with blunt objects, not incredibly hard where it gives you a concussion, just enough to make you stop doing hatever and getting incredibly pissed at everything.
clionb
01-27-2006, 10:35 PM
cut testicles.uhh these are flatland injuries how can u cut ur balls while riding, unless it was a dare to ride in the nude lol
babelfish42
01-28-2006, 12:05 AM
I was doing a fork glide once, with no barends, and I tried to jump off, landed weird, and caught the edge of my sack with the bars. It was beyond pain
clionb
01-28-2006, 12:50 AM
I was doing a fork glide once, with no barends, and I tried to jump off, landed weird, and caught the edge of my sack with the bars. It was beyond pain 8O sounds crazy as helllll, dammmmn on a simple fork glide, man i was doin some barhops in the grass for extra protection and i landed them all, i tried it on the street and landed like 2 then i took of worng and damn one leg made it over and the other didnt, so i thoughti was ok until the bike fell to the side
mrmuf1n
01-28-2006, 04:50 PM
tires burn suck, but worse is face scratches, when you do a faceplant and don't wear a helmet (what flatlander wears helmets??), and you go to school and everyone thinks you got your ass kicked
H4RDLander
01-30-2006, 02:23 AM
when the first tym i practice funky chicken, my left foot slip in the pegs, and hit my balls in the bars.... :lol:
mrmuf1n
01-30-2006, 04:26 AM
my friend was riding once without barends and got his bars in the kidney, didn't puncture but he still spent a couple days in the hospital, and stopped flatland for a while
Blakc Ninja
01-30-2006, 04:58 AM
When i first started I rode sporting shorts and metal pedals. The kind with cylinder shaped teeth. I'm gonna post a pic of my shins later.
Scorchy
01-30-2006, 11:59 AM
i arise a shin picture posting war.
my name is joe
01-30-2006, 03:02 PM
i get hit in my shin prolly once every 4-6 months? i havent got hit since i started.. maybe ebcause i know how to bail / miss pedals lol :lol:
jamiemac2005
01-31-2006, 12:00 AM
hmmm. minor...... ripping my leg open on a tesco trolley perfecting nose manuals(failing obviously) i ent tlkin n e fin big (8 stiches) not 2 bad........ most annoying injury is when u miss the pedals just a lil bit nd u get the pins(if u ride with pins in ur pedals) right up the back of your leg that hurts for aaages
Blakc Ninja
01-31-2006, 03:49 AM
And so it is written:
If 2 shins got mad at each other there would be.... Shin Wars
Blakc Ninja
01-31-2006, 03:56 AM
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tranqulized
02-01-2006, 07:51 AM
I got my finger messed up really bad one time riding up at chenga. I was rolling into a dump truck, when I reached for the fork and my pinky finger went into the spokes kinda funny. The spokes momentum and the leverage against the fork kinked my pinky finger 90 degrees side ways at the middle knuckle. I popped it back into place and kept on riding.. man did that shit hurt though... my pinky finger hurt like hell for like 5 months. I don't know what I ****ed up, but it still isn't right.. my finger isn't straight any more.
bmxtc
02-02-2006, 04:39 AM
i broke my finger while doing a tailwhip once :?
hurts alot and i couldn't ride for about 2 months :cry:
but my worst type of injury was when i broke my nose on snowboarding. i had to have some stupid stick (tampon) in my nose for a month :?
i had to sleep on my back because if i would be sleeping on side i could smash my nose again :?
sucks, keep your nose safe :)
diabeticboy
03-31-2006, 01:12 AM
lol if you knew it was tampon why the heck did u call it a stick
mrmuf1n
03-31-2006, 01:35 AM
Got hit by a ****ing car!! last week!!! not that big of an injury, just a midsize graze on my leg from hitting the curb. and i left a bigass scratch on the ladies car cause of my pegs lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
clionb
03-31-2006, 03:05 AM
Got hit by a f*ck car!! last week!!! not that big of an injury, just a midsize graze on my leg from hitting the curb. and i left a bigass scratch on the ladies car cause of my pegs lol :lol: :lol: :lol:hahah her car got pwnd, while u walked away
Konnig
04-04-2006, 05:54 AM
my knife came open in my pocket when i fell and cut my thigh, it wasn't a big cut but it bled like hell and scared the sh*t out of me for a bit
haha who rides with a knife in their pocket anyway.
I've only been riding about 1-2 weeks but I've already had some bails and a faceplant (on the grass luckily)
think I'll be getting my ass kicked again by this bmx many times in the future. wish me luck
clionb
04-11-2006, 02:35 AM
haha who rides with a knife in their pocket anyway.
I've only been riding about 1-2 weeks but I've already had some bails and a faceplant (on the grass luckily)
think I'll be getting my ass kicked again by this bmx many times in the future. wish me luckwhen i finish my bike i might ride with one, in case someone decides to buck, if i get thrown off ill puncture the tire and beat the shit outta them
crofoot
03-09-2007, 06:58 PM
i remember hauling ass down this long steep grass hill anyway I didn't know that the sprinklers were on early in the morning and didn't see this slight depression that caught my front time. needless to say I slid like 30 feet on my face. really didn't hurt to bad made it pretty red little grass cuts, etc. what it did do was made it all green stained somehow from the grass I was heading to school and everyone had some dumb crack about the hulk.
azman
03-13-2007, 08:41 AM
yesterday lol, took bars to my nuts and leg now i have this huge **** off brusie cut thing
Aestysu
03-13-2007, 08:55 AM
i was spining my wheels and my jumper cot stuck in the sprocket and my finger got jammed in between the chain and sprocket i bursted 2 blood vessils
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