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emilydickinson
12-01-2004, 02:34 AM
Article from BMX-Zone.com, http://www.bmx-zone.com/en-article-id-54.html

The Ten Commandments of BMX by Emily Dickinson, Gangster Mechanic

1.Thou shalt not use WD-40 on thy bike. Ever. It’s for doors, not bikes. WD-40 attracts little pebbles grit and bits of junk that will wear down any moving part they’re on. There are better, silicon or Teflon based bike lubricants that cost the same. Any lubricant by Pedro’s, Finish Line or Park is fine. There are also a million other equally good brands, just make sure whatever you buy has a picture of bicycle on it (that it’s meant for bikes).

2. Thou shalt not use a hammer on thine bike. Never. This also includes the flat end of wrenches, bricks, your sister’s head or cranks. There is no reason on your bike anything should be hit with a hammer. When you whack anything on the bike that has a bearing, even though it appears fine, you are definitely causing damage. It will definitely weaken your frame if you use a hammer to get the bottom bracket out or put in your headset. It will bend things ever so slightly which will cause bigger problems down the road. The only thing I ever use a hammer for is emergency bending of rims, and only as an absolute last ditch fix until I can get a new one.

3. Though shalt not ride around with loose parts. Besides the obvious, like wrecking because your handlebars flew out of the stem during a tabletop, your bike will quickly self destruct. Riding around with a loose headset for an hour has a good shot of ruining your frame and headset. Same goes for riding around with a loose bottom bracket. I wrecked my favorite track frame of all time (’68 peugot) because my bb came loose halfway to Coney Island, but I went to the beach, got drunk, rode home and wrecked the bike. If it’s loose tighten it immediately.

4. Thou shall put air in thine tires. I hear many cockamamie theories about tire pressure, they’re all wrong. Fill up your tires to full PSI rating written on the sidewall. They usually give you a 10 PSI zone, so stay within that. If you feel like there’s too much air in your tire, switch to a tire with a lower PSI rating, don’t run them ‘low’. Your wheel set will last for years, and your bike will roll faster.

5.Thou shalt not employ bizarre, mechanically unsound ‘lightening’ methods even if the pros do. This is another thing I would assume is self-explanatory, but I’ve been seeing so much of this in the last year it must not be. Grinding away parts of your bike, including but not limited to the dropouts, the stem, and ‘excess frame material’ is stupid and dangerous. Ditto for drilling holes in your frame, rim or handlebars. It weakens the bike through heat, vibration and removing stable surface area. We’re talking about saving ounces here. You could drop that much weight by eating one less clif bar before you go riding. Sure the pros do it, but they also get free parts, replace their bikes constantly and many are extremely gullible individuals who make a living by selling you trendy ideas. Having a frame crumble or a wheel set completely give out is how people get really hurt.

6. Like the plague, thou shalt avoid black rims. Black rims are stupid, and they don’t work right. If everyone avoids them BMX companies will stop making them and people will start to have brakes that actually work again.

7.Thou shalt use a wrench, not pliers. You know why your axel nut is stuck on, your headset is crooked and your pedals are stripped? Because you used a pliers instead of a wrench. A pliers is not for turning nuts (mind out of thine gutter, lest thy be struck down), and will quickly strip a nut. A pliers if for holding still, not turning (and use two wrenches, not a wrench and a pliers , if necessary). Use the correct size crescent wrench, or carefully use an adjustable wrench. The nut will go on straighter and tighter, it won’t ruin the threads and later you’ll be able to adjust it again and remove it

8.Thou shalt use washers. If you take a washer off, replace it. It’s there for a reason. Most likely to keep spacing even and prevent premature bearing wear. Don’t drop it on the floor, get too lazy to find it and put your bike back together minus a washer.

9. Thou shalt spend 3.95 to buy a chain breaker, not use a ten-penny nail and a hammer. By using ghetto chain removal techniques, you bend the links, which bend the chainring, which eventually stops working and pitches you over the bars, as well as costing you 60 bucks.

10. Thou shalt clean thy BMX now and then, cleanliness is next to godliness. Occasionally clean your bike. Not only will it look nice, but you’ll notice cracks, breaks deformities and problems much more quickly then if you never remove any grime and don’t inspect the bike. If you love to ride so much, take half an hour to tidy up your bike once in a while.

Louis K
12-01-2004, 03:38 AM
*gives secret handshake to the Gangster Mechanic*

I really enjoyed these Emily, this is one of the best posts I have ever read here. You know how to make things entertaining while being truthful! Very nice again. :lol:

WeThePeople
12-01-2004, 03:49 AM
haha, that was gnar

danot2serious1
12-01-2004, 03:59 AM
Ahem.

Don't pedal as fast as you can towards a jump with a broken sideplate on your year old chain. It's weaker than it looks and you will case the jump and break your collarbone. Replace the goddamn chain you cheap bastard!

keep it real
12-01-2004, 09:49 AM
That was heaps wicked, im gonna follow those 10 commandments.

bruisedbob
12-01-2004, 10:47 AM
Nice. Hammers are for poundin' two-by-fours, not bikes.

el nombre
12-01-2004, 01:43 PM
2. Thou shalt not use a hammer on thine bike. Never. This also includes the flat end of wrenches, bricks, your sister’s head or cranks.

The others are fine but i'm not sure i agree with this one. :D

reyesjr02
12-01-2004, 03:34 PM
Good job emily. I dont agree with the chainbreaker thing though....I dont own one. Maybe i should get one....... :roll:

emilydickinson
12-01-2004, 05:04 PM
I know what is best for everyone. :twisted:

stolen_rider
12-01-2004, 05:12 PM
so can i buy a lube product that i can use on everything like chain, cables etc or do i need loads of different products?

nutsgeezer
12-01-2004, 05:23 PM
lol the 1 and 10 kind of contradict each other for me. When I had a clearcoat frame I used to use wd-40 to clean around the rust spots etc, but I would never use it for headsets etc. However, its just as good as most lubricants for your brake cable right?

emilydickinson
12-01-2004, 05:37 PM
Ther are two basic lubrication products you need. Finish line, Pedro's, etc. is lube, which is for the chain. Then there is grease, which is for bearings, the bottom bracket and brake cables. Do not grease your brake pads.

nutsgeezer
12-01-2004, 05:38 PM
lol Id never grease my brake pads. But I always find that really thin lube works better than grease for brake cables.

el nombre
12-01-2004, 05:55 PM
Do not grease your brake pads.
Ah shit...so thats what i've beeen doing wrong. :D Actually my brother oiled his pads when he was a kid to stop them squeaking. Worked a treat, shame the brakes didn't.

nutsgeezer
12-01-2004, 05:56 PM
lol I saw some kid at the skatepark trying to burn oil off his pads.

el nombre
12-01-2004, 06:17 PM
I did that to my disc pads on my mountain bike. They were kinda greasy so i poured petrol on them and set fire to them and now they work perfectly. Don't see why it wouldn't work for rim brake pads.

Street Cowboy
12-01-2004, 06:49 PM
nutgez... no wd-40 is not as good as any other lubricant.. first off its not a lubricant. it is an oil besed water deterant. acctualy wd-40 stands for water deterant attempt number 40. just pick up dome finish line.

oh i might add . the highly popular whitew lightning is not the best product either. it is thick and creamy and drys out relitivly fast. it should only be used by people that are apt at taking appart and putting their bike back together. white lightining is a high preformance grease yes but its quality is only short term. if you dont want to re grease your bike after every hard ride it best to get something thiner.

emilydickinson
12-01-2004, 07:41 PM
For good grease on the cheap you can use Pennzoil medium weight auto grease, it's nearly identical and about $8 US for a tube that will last you several years.

nutsgeezer
12-01-2004, 08:03 PM
white lightining is a high preformance greaseI always thought it was cheap white cider that gets you off your tits.

stolen_rider
12-01-2004, 08:26 PM
^ lol it is here in england

mgrmax
12-02-2004, 01:32 AM
Great article.

Though I am a newb to the forum, I have to say the new mods are pumping out some quality articles. Very informative stuff.

Smudge
12-02-2004, 10:19 AM
11. Thou shalt listen to Emily

Lunchbox
12-02-2004, 10:58 PM
Like the plague, thou shalt avoid black rims. Black rims are stupid, and they don’t work right. If everyone avoids them BMX companies will stop making them and people will start to have brakes that actually work again.



Not everyone uses brakes you wanker, they also look way better then chrome rims. :lol:

bruisedbob
12-02-2004, 11:01 PM
11. Thou shalt listen to Emily

Smudge is trying to add Commandments! Blasphemer! This is how radical strains of religion begins. Repent, sinner. Emily is the prophet, the bringer of wisdom.

Lunchbox
12-03-2004, 12:52 AM
Emily is the prophet, the bringer of wisdom.


Someones been dipping into the white lightning a little early this year. :lol:

Smickus
12-03-2004, 01:10 AM
so how does the great emily get his headset cups in?

Lunchbox
12-03-2004, 01:27 AM
so how does the great emily get his headset cups in?

For 10 bucks... I wait, you said headset cups, not just head. :lol:

Smickus
12-03-2004, 01:36 AM
:lol:

reyesjr02
12-03-2004, 01:40 AM
11. Thou shalt listen to Emily

you got some ass on your lips

bruisedbob
12-03-2004, 12:48 PM
Emily is the prophet, the bringer of wisdom.


Someones been dipping into the white lightning a little early this year. :lol:

'Round heya, it's called shine, boy. Moonshine. It's good for stripping paint and your sister. Yeeeha.

emilydickinson
12-03-2004, 11:04 PM
I use a press, which is the correct way to do it. I don't expect everyone to run out and spend $300 US on a press, but I would reccomend that you go to a bike shop for this one.

I'll anticipate all the smarmy answers I'm going to get here, 'I just use a 2 by 4 and hammer', yes that will work, but it's the wrong way to do it, and one out of five times the bearings or frame get wrecked.

Street Cowboy
12-03-2004, 11:13 PM
I use a press, which is the correct way to do it. I don't expect everyone to run out and spend $300 US on a press, but I would reccomend that you go to a bike shop for this one.

I'll anticipate all the smarmy answers I'm going to get here, 'I just use a 2 by 4 and hammer', yes that will work, but it's the wrong way to do it, and one out of five times the bearings or frame get wrecked.

i have to agree. the 2x4 method just sets you up for desaster.. evey time you hit it you apply different pressure to the sides of the headset. thus adding stress to the frame and the headset. even when dont with great care you are still leaving your self wide open to dammaeing both your bike and headset.. you can rig up your own hed set press.. get two pieces of 1" thick ply about 6 inches by 6 inces..and a 10 in long bolt. put a hole in both pieces f wood just enugh to fit the bolt. set it up so thet you can tighten the two pieces of wood together. with the wood at either end of the bolt and the bolt traveling through your head tube. if done rigt and the headset and tube are happy it should slide the cups in with equal pressur and lots of ease.. but a bike shop is always your best bet

bruisedbob
12-03-2004, 11:22 PM
I use a regular old table clamp. If you have someone to hold the bike, this is pretty easy. Make sure to put something between the clamp and cups.

Trimix
12-04-2004, 02:17 AM
LMAO...

Are you suppose to grease chains? lol :oops:

emilydickinson
12-04-2004, 05:35 PM
What's a 'chain'?

Smickus
12-04-2004, 07:22 PM
it's what scientists use to describe the heirarchical structure of the animal world.

Lunchbox
12-04-2004, 07:37 PM
it's what scientists use to describe the heirarchical structure of the animal world

Aren't those trophic levels?

danot2serious1
12-04-2004, 08:12 PM
Trophic levels describe organisms position in the food web or "chain." Each level is a shared group of organisms at the posision in the chain.

Food webs are more accurate and detailed, showing every interaction between prey and predators.

Lunchbox
12-04-2004, 11:53 PM
Trophic levels describe organisms position in the food web or "chain." Each level is a shared group of organisms at the posision in the chain.

Gotta love university level bio classes. I have a wopping 62. Yay me. 8)

danot2serious1
12-05-2004, 12:02 AM
Except I took as a freshman in highschool. 92 average.

emilydickinson
12-05-2004, 12:08 AM
I'm lucky I got to skip all that bio stuff, instead I got take fun classes like, 'Materials' and 'Calculus 3 for Engineers'. Glad that's over with.

danot2serious1
12-05-2004, 12:11 AM
I love biology. I'm either going to major in biology or some kind of computer technology class. I'm getting A+ certified next year. 30-40k out of highschool.

emilydickinson
12-05-2004, 12:14 AM
Yeah, but do you really want to sit in front a screen all day with some slave driver telling you what to do? If you love it, then it's OK, but I know a lot of people who fell into the money trap and are miserable before they're 30. How about the carefree life of the bike mechanic?

Lunchbox
12-05-2004, 12:18 AM
The only thing I hate about bio class that I hate is that it's my first period class and thanks to my early schedule I have to get up at 5:30 everyday. I didn't even know mondays had a 5:30 a.m. till this year. 8)

danot2serious1
12-05-2004, 12:26 AM
Yeah, but do you really want to sit in front a screen all day with some slave driver telling you what to do? If you love it, then it's OK, but I know a lot of people who fell into the money trap and are miserable before they're 30. How about the carefree life of the bike mechanic?

That's not what I will be doing, I fix computers. I'll be out in the field most of the time.Restoring erased essential files, configuring networks, advising companies about their networks, replacing parts,ect. I don't know about being a bike mechanic. Most of them don't want to hire women. I've put a lot of work into my studies, being a bike mechanic seems kind of boring, I mean I've fixed bikes all my life and I don't see the enjoyment in getting a low wage job that I would get bored with. I don't want long hours.
Maybe you could enlighten me with the perks of being a bike mechanic.

danot2serious1
12-05-2004, 12:30 AM
The only thing I hate about bio class that I hate is that it's my first period class and thanks to my early schedule I have to get up at 5:30 everyday. I didn't even know mondays had a 5:30 a.m. till this year. 8)

I had my bio class at 10am. School starts at 7:30 and I get up at 5:30 to take a shower and catch a 6:30 bus. I had that class from 10am to 11:53am 3 days one week and 2 days the next.

Lunchbox
12-05-2004, 02:42 AM
I have it from 8:05 to 9:37.

danot2serious1
12-05-2004, 03:28 AM
What days?

emilydickinson
12-05-2004, 05:02 PM
If I only did repairs, that would be boring, but I also do fabrication which is really fun. Welding and machining parts is cool because you get to be creative. People come into where I work, with some crazy idea for a bike (high riders, low riders, souped up tricyles, tandems, etc.) then I figure out a design, and build it. The pay is so so, but the free travel is what rocks. I've been all around the world for free. Most people who ride bikes are pretty amazing and great to work with. I also feel like I make positive contribution to the planet by providing people with earth friendly transportation, so it's political in a way.

Lunchbox
12-05-2004, 08:52 PM
What days?



5 days a week.